Joss Stone has written a 7,121 word essay thanking everyone in the whole world for helping her with her new album. Well, not everyone in the whole world. I'm what you might call exaggerating for effect there. But still. It's long, rambling, and she doesn't forget to thank God, which just shows you that she's been living in America for too long. She also thanks her dogs and the late James Brown.
Read it, if you dare. I warn you, she's not big on capital letters. Or correct usage of the English language in general, really: http://www.jossstone.com/thankyou.