And why is this music news, you ask? Why, because it involves the lead singer of Babyshambles, of course. The latest rumours about Ms Kate Moss are that the fresh-from-rehab supermodel is to move out of London to avoid the temptation of drugs and Pete Doherty.
The Sun, which calls Doherty her 'ex', despite recent reports of Doherty's protestations that they are in fact still together (Are they? Aren't they? Are they? Aren't they?) suggests that Moss will rent out her London home and move to the Cotswolds. They also report that she has hired two SAS minders to keep Doherty and pals away from her. Which seems a bit extreme/unbelievable - not least because Pete and his friends all look a bit weedy, frankly.