Favourite story of the week. Sterephonics frontman Kelly Jones has been fined by police for pissing in the streets of Camden. Though it's possible Jones got the caution and £80 fine because he was a bit gobby when police told him off for using the road outside the Camden Barfly as a urinal. The fact he chose the middle of the road rather than a discreet alley way might also have played a part.
Anyway, here's Jones recollection of the incident. "I said to the copper, 'You telling me you never had a piss in the street?' He said that the people of Camden wouldn't appreciate me urinating on their streets. I said, 'I know that. That's why I live in Fulham.' He said, 'I'm taking you in.'"