Sorry to resort to cliché, but sick bags at the ready, people. No, really. You may actually need it. Kevin Ferderline has brought an end to his and Britney's reality show Chaotic in a deeply sentimental way by compiling a montage of images covering the pair's relationship, backed with no doubt queasy music, and a gushing verbal accompaniment that went something like this.
"I wanted to put this together just to kind of show you, baby, how much I care. I love you more than life and I'd do anything for you. She's my angel. Everything that I've ever wanted in life, in a person, in a human being. Her soul is caring. She's just a giving person. You don't see everybody like that. She puts a happy light on everything. I see this person that really knows how to turn things around for her own happiness and to make other people happy. The most wonderful things have happened to me with her and I can't see myself with anybody else. I love her more than anything."
Eeugh.