Kylie Minogue says she's planning to drink until she pukes on Elton John's dog for her 40th birthday. No, okay, she didn't say that. But how am I supposed to work with a story that she's taking a break from her current world tour for a small gathering with close friends and family? Boring.
Okay, so last week she held a party for 100 guests in a hotel overlooking the Aegean Sea in Greece, but that was just for the people working on her tour, her record label and her management. Elton John wasn't even there, let alone his dog. On Wednesday night she's flying her mum, dad and sister Dannii over to Germany for a meal, before resuming her tour on Thursday night.