Pete Doherty bought yet another Jaguar earlier in the week, after his last one was clamped and towed. According to The Mirror, it's his eighth in the space of two months. He was spotted, apparently, climbing over the wall into the yard of his favourite dealership, picking out a vehicle and handing over £1000 in cash, all the time swigging from a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Elsewhere, on the very same day, possibly, Doherty got a bit hysterical and laid into a paparazzi's car with a golfing umberella. The singer was apparently driving (his new Jag?) down a London street, hounded by photographers and got out to confront them with his unlikely weapon. Onlookers said that he was violently screaming, terrifying the vehicle's occupants.
And finally, in Doherty news, Morrissey has blamed Kate Moss for everything. In an interview with Uncut magazine, he said: "I think it is unfortunate that [Doherty] is more associated with the media and the press and hoo ha and the silliness than he is with music. It's a terrible trap and he's jumped straight into it. And Kate Moss has just dragged him down to her level. I don't honestly have an opinion on him. I don't care."