Can you all take some more Heather Mills nonsense? You sure? OK, here goes. The former Mrs Macca claims she has a recording of Paul McCartney calling her a "one-legged bitch". Which you might say is simply a statement of fact on Macca's part, but you're not a nice person, and I reckon it's a hurtful slur.
The recording is in the "box of evidence" previously referred to by Mills which she claims proves she's the nice, sensible one and that the couple's marriage woes are all McCartney's fault. The box also allegedly contains recordings of McCartney admitting to hitting first wife Linda, other incidents of him mocking Heather's disability and a heated phone conversation between Mills and step-daughter Stella McCartney in which the latter says "I hope you lose your other fucking leg!" Now you might say that the fact Mills seems to have recorded every conversation she ever had with her ex-husband and his family doesn't help her claim to be the nice, sensible one. But, as we've already established, you're not a nice person. Personally I think it's entirely normal behaviour. I know I record all my conversations.
Anyway, here's what a friend of Mills told the News Of The World about the recordings: "There are other recordings Heather says prove Paul referred to her as a 'one-legged bitch'. She's hoping this shows people what she's had to put up with, and will let the public make up their own mind about who was to blame for their split".
Meanwhile, some more Mills bits for you...
First, she has denied reports she was "furious" at reports Paul had a new girlfriend in the form of married American millionaire Nancy Shevell, or at the fact he hadn't told her about his new partner personally. The Daily Mail last week said that Mills had called Macca after news of his new girlfriend broke, and that she had laid into him. They quoted a source thus: "She rang him and there was a huge row. Heather asked what the hell he thought he was up to. She was furious because he hadn't told her about Nancy himself. She asked him how he thinks their daughter Beatrice would feel to see her dad and his new girlfriend splashed all over the newspapers. Paul couldn't believe Heather thought she could take the moral high ground after viciously attacking him on TV last week". But Mills has denied it all. She said in a TV interview last week: "In that situation with Paul, there was no phone call, there was no tears and tantrums - there was nothing. Basically [when I saw him] I just said 'I wish you all the best' and that was it. It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life".
Second, Mills has lost her lawyer as well as her PR over those now infamous two days of TV ranting. As previously reported, PR Phil Hall quit as Mills' publicist ahead of her anti-tabloid rants, saying he couldn't support her plans to slag off all his friends in tabloids-ville. Now law firm Mishcon de Reya Solicitors have confirmed they are no longer representing Mills in her divorce battle with McCartney. They haven't commented on why they are no longer working for Heather, though gossipers say it is because they feel their former client's GMTV ranting has jeopordised her case. Despite that fact, Mills says she doesn't regret any of the TV rants, saying on yet another GMTV interview last week that she had found the whole experience "cathartic" and was pleased by the public response. Presumably the response of those members of the general public who think she has been misrepresented and treated badly by Macca and the tabloids. And not those members of the general public who think she's off her rocker.
Finally in this edition of Mills News, Heather has formerly replaced Phil Hall with "self-styled French aristocrat" Michele Elyzabeth, who will become Mills' worldwide spokeswoman. This is despite the fact Elyzabeth had to step down as Mills' US spokesperson after incorrectly telling TV show 'Extra' that Mills had been given full custody of her and Macca's daughter Beatrice, when she hadn't.