Do you want to clean Courtney Love's house? Now is your chance. In a post on her MySpace blog she advertised for an "insanely clean neatfreak near Malibu" to be her new housekeeper. Requirements for applicants are that they are "non thieving" and "non freaky".
If that doesn't sound like you, maybe you could become her documentary filmmaker. She continues: "We need a documentarist, someone to document our studio, as we go in Wednesday, and I have A LOT of work to do 'til then and I wont just hand this to HBO or BBC 2 or Bravo and god forbid not VH1! A DOCUMENATRY NOT A REALITY SHOW".
If that doesn't sound like you, the position of PA is still open. Love continues: "[I] am looking for a young PA type, someone who really wants to get into the film business, cos as we start ramping up, pay some dues with me for a few months and you can be on this [Kurt Cobain biopic, 'Heavier Than Heaven] movie".
Acknowledging that this is an unusual way to hire staff, she says: "I know this is weird - the agencies suck and I'm sick of pigs who steal, it's simple as that. So, fuck it, why not try MySpace, beats Monster. No superfans please. And its very good money. [By the way,] the housekeeping part just early hours".
Speaking of 'Heavier Than Heaven', Love thinks she has finally found the right person to play Cobain in the movie, although she's not revealing any names as yet. She said: "I think I know who I want to play Kurt. He may not be as beautiful as the other two, but he's got something special and looks a lot like him and has a great voice".