London based pop queen Madonna ain't impressed with the transport system in the British capital - she's been busy dissing our buses, our tube network and our lovely congestion charge zone (I say 'our', because of course CMU owns London).
Speaking to Q about the upcoming London mayoral elections, Madonna says: "Will Ken Livingstone get my vote? No. The traffic in London is worse than ever now. All Red Ken wants is roadworks going on everywhere. Don't use The Tube; can't use the roads? No. I'll just have to walk I guess". Showing similar distain for Ken's congestion charge zone road tax system, she continued: "I would make it so that young musicians, aspiring musicians wouldn't have to pay the congestion charge or pay taxes. They would be exempt from those kind of things so they would have more money to do other things"
It's not the first mini-rant Madonna has had about living in the UK, having previously dissed the UK's lazy builders, over-zealous traffic wardens, fuel prices, hospitals and even the weather. Is it just me or do you find that, even though those of us who live in London probably whine about the same things every day of the week, when a millionaire American pop star joins in you suddenly find yourself getting all patriotic and shouting "well if you don't fucking like it here, why don't you just fuck off home". What, that is just me? Oh well.