Feb 4, 2009 • 1 min read

Madonna is dating Jesus

Madonna has reportedly been spending time with model Jesus Luz, nearly thirty years her junior, according to gossip reports.

Yeah, the headline is better than the story I'm afraid. The latest man being linked to the now single Madonna is a model, nearly thirty years her junior, called, yes, you guessed it, Jesus. Gossipers say the singer has been spending quite a bit of time with Jesus Luz these last few weeks. Boring gossip, but great headline. Well, for easily confused incest fans anyway.

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