According to reports, Madonna's hubby Guy Ritchie has been on the cookie diet. Which is one of those fad diets in which some 'doctor' brings out a range of products and you have to buy them all in order to follow the regime. Mrs Ritchie wasn't too impressed, because her husband wasn't up to much bedroom action. "My husband was on that [cookie] diet and it was such a turn off because he didn't want to have sex," she says. "He's not on it anymore - thank God!"
Presumably he didn't want to have sex because he didn't have the energy to. But that's all the speculating I'm going to do, because I really don't want to think about this any more than I already have.