One from the file marked 'This Must Be Made Up / Are They Mental?', and news that Coldplay's Chris Martin and her indoors Gwyneth Paltrow allegedly think their house is being haunted by the ghost of musician Adolphus White, a Royal College Of Music professor who died in their north London home in 1902. Paltrow is apparently worried enough to be planning an exorcism.
There may have been a quote, I think, but it has mysteriously disappeared.