Jul 24, 2006 • 1 min read

Matt Willis told to lose weight

The Mirror reports that Matt Willis's record company has ordered him to lose weight and hired a personal trainer for him.

If the Mirror has it right, then Matt Willis has been ordered to lose weight by his record company. Meaning that they must be evil because he is so not fat. An 'insider' (from where? The evil record company?) said: "when bosses saw Matt bopping away in his new video they decided he didn't look in good enough shape for the pop market. They made it clear it was time to fight the flab and get fit. So they've hired a personal trainer for him. Matt is not the lithe young teenager he once was. If he was a normal person, he wouldn't be classed as overweight but on TV everyone looks heavier."

I repeat, he is so not fat. And, frankly, he looks a lot hotter now than when he was a lithe young teenager. We love him the way he is, and, for the record, we like his music. Eat, Matt. Please, eat.

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