Recent chart topper Mika says that having a number one single has not helped with his romantic pursuits. What a shame. No really, it must be sad and lonely up there at the top. Crikey, I really can't stop myself from sounding sarcastic, but I mean it. Really, I do.
Here's what the Mirror quote him as saying: "I may be getting famous now but no one wants to go out with me. In fact, no one has ever really wanted to go on a date with me. I've got no date for Valentine's Day either - it's all a bit depressing to be honest".