Morrissey has been dissing Jamie Oliver and Victoria Beckham, and quite emphatically too. Though, he was kind of led into it, because he was asked in an interview about his last day on earth, and who he would most like to kick in the eye before he dies.
He responded: "That meat-fed horror Jamie 'Orrible' Oliver, if he's a master chef, then I'm Miss Brazil 1970", before adding: "It will be worth being dead just to get away from Victoria Beckham".
He redeems himself slightly by his response to the question of how he'd like to die, as it's "concussed by a coconut". Which I find mildly amusing.