And talking of which, Morrissey has joked that he should have been asked to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest. He brought the subject up during the second of his three dates at the London Palladium, part of his lengthy UK tour.
He told the crowd: "I was horrified but not surprised to see the UK fail again in the Eurovision Song Contest, and there is one question I keep on asking: 'why didn't they ask me?'"
Er, where do you want me to start...?