First up, Kate Moss is said to have spent a night being a bit cosy with Strokes guitarist Albert Hammond Jr. The pair were spotted looking intimate at the members only Cuckoo Club in London last week, and are alleged to have left together. Another one of those 'onlookers' reported: "Kate, Sadie Frost and their gang took over some tables at the back of the club and ordered bottles of vodka, but Kate only had eyes for Albert. He was whispering in her ear and she was smiling and laughing at everything he said. When someone interrupted to speak to Kate, she just batted them off to continue gazing at Albert."
Which means they must be getting married, right? Apparently not. Hammond says: "Being with Kate was drunken and friendly. She's a cool girl and I had a fun night, but I'm seeing someone."
Meanwhile, according to the News Of The World, Kate has been meeting up with former (??) boyfriend Pete Doherty in the Babyshambler's local, the Westbourne in Notting Hill. Yet another one of those 'onlookers' told the tabloid: "They looked like an ordinary, happy couple. They were laughing and joking and whispering in each other's ears. There were some friends of Kate with them, but she was only really talking to Pete. She was drinking vodka and tonic and he was drinking bottles of beer."
Whilst one of those no-doubt reliable 'sources' said: "They've met up a few times but have been very careful not to get spotted. They decided to go to that pub because it's the last place anyone would look for them. It's not exactly the trendiest pub around there and they have managed to get away with it - until now."
Tip for the famous out there. If you don't want to be spotted, don't hang out in West London pubs, however un-trendy they might be. Unless, of course, you are actually wanting to be spotted not wanting to be spotted.