Noel Gallagher has yet again proved that he's getting old by criticising the current generation of songwriters for relying too much on technology.
He told NME: "This generation of kids just rely on the technology - that's what they want. These days you can see fucking Johnny Borrell in his pants going through the bass parts, and that just strips away the magic for me."
And continued: "Everyone just wants more and more information. All the fantasy's gone out of music, 'cos everything is too fucking real. Every album comes with a DVD with some cunt going, 'Yeah well, we tried the drums over there, but...' Give a shit, man! It makes people seem too human, whereas I was brought up on Marc Bolan and David Bowie, and it was like, 'Do they actually come from fucking Mars?'"
To be fair, I think he might have a point with what he says about the DVDs. I can't help thinking that anyone who has the time to sit watching that sort of stuff maybe needs to get out more. See that? I agreed with Noel Gallagher. Which means it might be a touch chilly in hell today.