Speaking about Paris Hilton and her many responsibilities, the, er, singer has apparently penned a song for her forthcoming second album warning of the horrors of going to prison when you didn't even do anything and there are actual proper criminals out on the streets and it's all the just waste of tax-payers' money and just not fair.
The lyrics are based on her 23 days inside in June 2007 for violating probation on a drink-driving charge.
Lyrics from the song, entitled 'Jailhouse Baby', include: "Like a public enemy, make a mockery out of me / How dangerous can I be?, I'm just a jailhouse baby" and "Still haunted by nightmares, Why's the system so unfair? / But I'm stronger than before, No I'm no longer scared".