Pete Doherty has implied to journalists that he and on-off-on-again girlfriend Kate Moss have already married in secret. Outside the birthday party of one of Sadie Frost's brood (hang on, isn't he barred from Sadie Frost's parties? Perhaps he was trying to gatecrash?) the Babyshamble apparently told reporters "You've missed it. This is not a rude gesture, I'm just showing you my ring."
Excellent. Can I go back to sleep now?