Well, if leading porn producer David Hans Schmidt is to be believed, someone is trying to sell a tape of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline having sex, though it's not clear if it's Fed-ex doing the selling, as previous rumour would suggest. I'm not sure I want to think about it, actually, but I'll try to make it to the end of the story without gagging too much.
The alleged tape is being offered to the highest bidder apparently, and here's what Mr Schmidt says about it: "Two days after Britney filed for divorce I was contacted by an individual who indicated that he had a digital video of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline having sex. This gentleman knew enough names and identified enough parties involved to indicate that the tape could exist".
As previously reported, the then-couple's libel case against Us Weekly, who claimed such a sex tape existed and might be in danger of reaching the public sphere, was recently thrown out of court.