John McClure of Reverend And The Makers fame has said that Simon Cowell isn't very nice. In fact, he has said that he's Satan. And The Devil. In fact, why don't I just let McClure tell you himself:
"Simon Cowell is Satan. He's the devil. I'd like to tie him to an anchor and drop him in the ocean... I've never met the guy and I have no desire to see that prick. He's a complete dick. He'll build people up and tell them they are the next big thing and then play the tambourine in the background just to make a bit of money... The winner of his shows just meets certain criteria. He'll never find anyone with soul though because you can't buy that. The bubble will burst eventually. Cowell will be gone soon. He'll just flee to America and look increasingly orange".
Make up your own final sentence including the words "here endeth the lesson".