Robbie depressed following injury

Robbie Williams is feeling depressed because doctors have told him to lay off football for three months after cracking a rib. The former Take That-er won't be able to join his American team, LA Vale, for their matches and has claimed that he is "beyond gutted" at being forced out. Helping him to cope will be his multi-million dollar mansion, thousands of adoring fans and a multitude of flash cars.