Talking of Osbournes, La Sharon says she has no sympathy for Pete Doherty. According to Attitude magazine, she said: "Pete Doherty? Well he needs a bleedin' good slap, that's what. He needs locking down in rehab for a couple of months. And the truth needs to be told to his face. There's nothing harder to take than the truth. It's not hip to be in that state he's in. It's not cool, it's pathetic. I wouldn't take him on though - I helped Ozzy but that's because I loved him - I don't love Pete Doherty. But he does need someone who loves him who really gives him some love. He needs to be knocked out a couple of times and, get the shit kicked out of him and thrown into rehab."
She may be right. One tabloid says that there is, in fact, someone to give him love (although possibly not of the tough kind), and that the same someone apparently also does his washing - but they're not talking about Kate Moss. The News Of The World claims that Pete Doherty is cheating on his supermodel girlfriend (which assumes she hasn't already dumped him, as other sources suggest) with an art student he met at a gig in Nottingham on 26 Sep. One Miha Razik. Razik allegedly attended an after show party that night, and Doherty, it's claimed, begged her to go on tour with him. She is said to have refused, although they swapped numbers, and were reunited when Razik relocated to London for her third year of study, and can now be found hanging out together at parties. It's further alleged that Doherty originally claimed Razik was his PA, but that they've been snogging in public, and that the art student has been telling all her mates that he is 'her Pete', and that she does his aforementioned washing.
Moss, of course, has left rehab in the US and gone straight to the Caribbean with Noel Gallagher's ex wife Meg Mathews. As aforementioned, recent reports have suggested that Kate has been freezing Doherty out, and The Sunday Mirror says that she has given Pete an ultimatum, telling him that he has to give up drugs if he wants to keep her. If the NOTW is to be believed, he isn't going to care. If the Sunday Mirror is to be believed, he is going to care, because according to them, he said "A lot of people are against us. I'm not saying who. It does my head in, being in love. But I'm still in love. Once you're in love, you're in love - whether you like it or not."
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