The Mirror reports that Simon Cowell is cheating on his girlfriend Terri Seymour. I'm a bit confused about his relationship with her, actually, because I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that she wasn't strictly his girlfriend or something. To be honest, though, I don't really care. And to be honest, I don't like reporting scurrilous rumour but I've got to. It's the rules.
Anyway, the tabloid claims that Cowell has been dating society girl Jasmine Lennard, who has been seen visiting Cowell's home while Seymour has been away in the US. A so-called 'friend' of Jasmine's apparently revealed: "They spend most of their time together in Simon's house when Terri is at their other home in Los Angeles. Sometimes they go out, but only with other friends so as not to arouse any suspicion. Jasmine is absolutely besotted with him and thinks he feels the same."
Cowell's spokesman has denied the rumour, saying that their relationship is purely professional, and saying: "Simon has known Jasmine for some time. They had a meeting to discuss TV projects."
If I were a nasty cynic, I would say "Well, he would say that, wouldn't he?" But I'm a lovely cynic, so I won't.