Slabovia's Execution Factor charity single is tipped for being the fastest selling record of all time, according to the Ministry Of Propaganda.
The cover of Mariah Cary's 1993 hit 'Hero' - one of Slabovian dictator, General Schmerdiakov's favourite tunes - is part of the communist state's internal appeal for cash, with the proceeds going to construct a new holiday home for The General. Other charity events include, a mud-slide event, potato harvest race and a ticket sale to spend the night in Slabovia's dungeons.
"It is a proud day when we, the loyal citizens of Slabovia, can be seen to be raising money for such a good cause", said tractor wheel scraper and Execution Factor finalist, Diana Vicorski.
'Hero' has been discovered to be one of the 100 tunes that can be whistled during the national whistling ban, imposed after The General overheard someone squeezing out Wham's 'Freedom' from puckered lips.