Slabovians are flocking to State-Approved Voting And Interrogation Hut #14 to cast their vote for General Gregory Schmerdiakov in this week's general election. And state-approved opinion polls are suggesting that The General is on tract for a resounding victory against himself.
The communist dictatorship has instigated a system of electorial democracy to attract Westerners to its cold and desolate wastelands, in the hope of one day becoming bigger and smarter than America. All citizens are allowed to vote, providing they vote for The General (the only candidate on the ballot paper).
Schmerdiakov is preparing for a 29th term in office and has invited newly elected American president Barak Obama to join him for a polite phone call to congratulate him on his anticipated success followed by the traditional barrage of anti-capitalist insults.