Ginger Baker offers to strip for judge
Ginger Baker has said he is prepared to strip in court to prove that Lindiwe Noko defrauded him of £30,000, a case to be heard in January.…
And Finally
Each week we carefully curate some of the stand-out stories that come across the CMU news desk, picking out the most funny, whacky or down right weird ones to include in the 'And Finally!" column.
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Deftones bassist in coma after crash
Deftones bassist Chi Cheng is in a coma and in serious but stable condition after a car crash in Santa Clara, California.…
Beatles gig film sells to The Beatles for £4100
Apple Corp bought a silent two-minute bootleg film of a 1964 Beatles concert in Kansas City at auction for £4100.…
Slabovian election signals more of the same
A satirical report on Slabovia's election, in which General Gregory Schmerdiakov is the only candidate and is expected to win.…
Hucknall expected to lose £25,000 on Beckham boots
Mick Hucknall is expected to lose around £25,000 when he sells boots once worn by David Beckham at auction, having paid £29,000 for them.…
Britney Spears' website mocks paparazzi
A new section of Britney Spears' website features clips of paparazzi suffering mishaps, with awards for the 'worst of the worst'.…
Slabovia charity single released
The fictional state of Slabovia has released a charity single, a cover of Mariah Carey's 'Hero', as part of a fundraising drive for the General's holiday home.…
Stereophonics play nudie pranks
Stereophonics say they play pranks on Feeder, including a naked streaker at a Cardiff show who was Feeder drummer Mark Richardson, according to The Sun.…
Death Cab man stung by scorpion
Death Cab For Cutie's Ben Gibbard was stung twice by a scorpion in San Diego, according to bandmate Nick Harmer, but was checked by EMTs and played the show.…
Lil Wayne delivered Lil Dwayne
Lil Wayne says he delivered his first son, Dwayne Carter III, born in Cincinnati on 22 Oct, himself.…
Hunt for Slabovian dictator's top 100 list
Slabovian citizens are trying to identify General Schmerdiakov's top 100 tunes after his whistling ban, with suggestions including Leader Of The Pack and The Tractor Song.…
Everyone impressed at Wentz's 29 years
Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz says his management feared he would die at 27 during a drug-fuelled year, and Patrick Stump recalls a countdown clock.…