Robbie Williams gets to play with Derren
Derren Brown has pierced Robbie Williams with large needles for a Channel 4 show set to be broadcast on 26 March.…
And Finally
Each week we carefully curate some of the stand-out stories that come across the CMU news desk, picking out the most funny, whacky or down right weird ones to include in the 'And Finally!" column.
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Robbie Williams needs footie pitch
According to The Sun, Robbie Williams bought a second LA home at a cost of £5 million so he could build a full-sized football pitch, and will captain England in Soccer Aid.…
Gay For Johnny Depp man injured
Marty Leopard of Gay For Johnny Depp has broken his foot after jumping from a table in his underwear at a Brooklyn gig, the band's second such injury.…
Kylie's mum helped her through cancer
Kylie Minogue has said her mother helped her through her recent breast cancer diagnosis, describing shared trials and laughter during a long stay together in Paris.…
Crow undergoes cancer surgery
Sheryl Crow has undergone surgery for breast cancer and will now have radiation therapy, with her doctors reportedly expecting an excellent prognosis.…
Cannibal wants to eat Robbie, Liam
Armin Meiwes, on retrial in Frankfurt for the killing of Bernd Brandes, has named Robbie Williams and Liam Gallagher as people he would like to eat.…
Tesco manager is long lost Lydon
Tesco manager Janet Small claims to be the long-lost half-sister of John Lydon, saying her mother gave her up for adoption before marrying Lydon's father.…
Streaker invades Coldcut gig
A streaker invaded the stage during Coldcut's Manchester Academy gig, and collaborator Mike Ladd wrestled him to the ground.…
Madonna update
Madonna is said to be devastated that Jeffrey Fulvimari, the artist behind her children's book The English Roses, was badly beaten outside a Manhattan nightclub.…
Bono donates guitar to good cause
Bono has donated a guitar to raise funds for Brazilian president Lula's Zero Hunger campaign, after mentioning Martin Luther King during a São Paulo concert.…
Madonna relies on oxygen
Madonna has reportedly told a German magazine she keeps oxygen machines at each home for facials and to recover from jet lag.…
Kylie to wed?
Olivier Martinez's mother has reportedly confirmed that Kylie Minogue and her son will marry in April on French Island off Melbourne.…