Morrissey ejects Hamburger from gig
Morrissey had a fan removed from a Hamburg gig after the man shouted an insult at him, following a joke the singer made about the city's name.…
And Finally
Each week we carefully curate some of the stand-out stories that come across the CMU news desk, picking out the most funny, whacky or down right weird ones to include in the 'And Finally!" column.
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Beck responds to Fiery Furnace's Radiohead dig
Beck has posted a song called 'Harry Partch' on his website, responding to the Fiery Furnaces' mocking blog posts about Radiohead's song on Harry Patch.…
Lady Gaga having Michael Bolton's baby, or something
Michael Bolton has laughed off rumours of a romance with Lady Gaga, who appeared on a track from his latest album, 'One World One Love'.…
Dolly Rockers not dropped, just moving
The Dolly Rockers have denied being dropped by EMI, saying they are moving to Mercury with their A&R man.…
Slipknot man weds
Slipknot frontman Corey Taylor has married his girlfriend Stephanie Luby at the Palms Hotel in Las Vegas, according to People magazine.…
Kings Of Leon drummer weds
Kings Of Leon drummer Nathan Followill has married singer-songwriter Jessie Baylin in a ceremony in Brentwood, Tennessee.…
Sick music industry staffed by idiots
Mariah Carey and opera singer Camilla Kerslake have criticised the music industry, with Carey blaming executives for giving music away online.…
Calvin on Cowell, pop innovation and pineapples
Calvin Harris, banned from The X Factor after a pineapple-related stage invasion, tells Radio 1 that Simon Cowell should use his chart power to make more innovative music.…
Jarvis collects honorary degree
Jarvis Cocker has received an honorary doctorate at his former university, Sheffield Hallam, where he joked about musical surgery.…
Beyonce branded stupid by Egyptologist
Egypt's chief Egyptologist Zahi Hawass has reportedly criticised Beyonce's understanding of ancient Egypt after a guided tour of historic sites.…
Cowell v Calvin
Simon Cowell has called Calvin Harris an idiot after Harris ran on stage during a Jedward performance on The X Factor.…
Britney gives herself to Satan
Britney Spears's Twitter account posted messages about Lucifer and a new world order, which her team say came from a hacker.…