The sad tale of Doherty's frozen cat

Pete Doherty has admitted that his plan to give his dead cat a watery burial went sadly awry recently because of freezing weather conditions. The singer, who reportedly has a number of pets at his countryside home, explained: "The cat got run over so I thought I'd give it a burial at sea - well, the pond. But it didn't sink, it floated and then froze over. So there was this dead cat under the ice looking up at me. It was terrible". Yes, that's a horrible image. I can safely say I'll be haunted by it for the rest of the day.