The Smiths aren't reforming. No, really. I know, I didn't believe it either. Crazy, isn't it? But, hey, it's a rumour that won't die, so let's let Johnny Marr tell us one more time about how it's never going to happen. Then maybe everyone will shut up about it.
Marr told Xfm: "I think we were offered 50 million dollars for three... possibly five shows. It's pretty obscene, it's pretty gross. absolutely nothing to do with money. It's really abstract, it's pretty random".