Apr 7, 2009 • 1 min read

Turbonegro bassist sells hair on eBay

Turbonegro bassist Thomas Seltzer's hair has been put up for sale on eBay, with the listing describing it as fresh and well taken care of.

Yes! Now you could be the proud owner of Turbonegro bassist Thomas Seltzer's hair. You could turn it into a wig, knit with it, cook it in a hair stew, give it to a loved one, or just keep it in a box. The possibilities are endless.

The eBay listing says: "It's fresh, just of the scalp, well taken care of and looks gorgeous". Lovely.

Put in your bid, here.

Warning: It may already be out of your price range. Unless you really, really want some second hand hair.

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