Victoria Beckham retires from singing

If I was a nastier person, I might say that I'd assumed Victoria Beckham had retired from singing a very long time ago. Though I'm told she did some expert pointing at the audience during the recent Spice Girls reunion - and that counts as singing doesn't it? Anyway, Beckham has followed the example of fellow Spice Girl Geri Halliwell and bowed out of the music business. She told GMTV: "I'm not going to sing anymore, I'm turning my mic off". If I was a nastier person... oh, never mind.