Well, that's us told, then

Van Halen manager Irving Azoff has apparently quashed those reports that the band were to follow INXS down the route of rock reality and to recruit a new member by way of a second series of 'Rock Star'. Industry site hitsdailydouble.com claim that Azoff gave them this quote when questioned about the reports: "Right after I eat this bar of shit in my pocket. No one talked to any of us." Tee Hee.