Paul Weller says that when he retires, he's going to get himself a smack habit. Honest. The 50 year old says: "Retirement? What the fuck? That's when you get into heroin, when you're 70. And Viagra. I'll inhale the stuff. Out with a bang."
He adds: "I wouldn't mind being Mick Jagger. He's skinny, still has hair and shags loads of birds".
Does he really? Does L'Wren know this?