According to The Sun, McFly's Danny Jones was disappointed not to have met Lily Allen at T4's On The Beach concert at the weekend. He was, according to the tabloid, on his way to see her when he was mobbed by a crowd of fans, and by the time he emerged she had gone. He was quoted as saying: "Lily's gorgeous. I've got to meet her."
And there was me, labouring under the misapprehension that he has a secret girlfriend. In any case, we hear that he's not necessarily Lily's type, as she's said she's got a thing for "bald, fat men". She should, in that case, give me a call. I've got stacks of them.