According to the Mirror, Sharon Osbourne and Louis Walsh are planning to tease Simon Cowell about that previously reported alleged affair that he's been accused of having with society chick Jasmine Lennard once they're back in their roles as X-Factor judges and mentors later this year.
An 'insider' said: "No one has had the guts to mention Jasmine to Simon - although he was busy dealing with the fallout last week. Louis and Sharon have joked it's brilliant ammunition for their legendary showdowns. There would be no point banning Sharon or Louis mentioning it - they are laws unto themselves."
Of course, if it were true, and that he has in fact been cheating on that Terri Seymour girl, then publicly teasing Cowell about it might be a rather cruel thing to do to that Terri Seymour girl. Who, as far as I know, has done nothing to deserve it. But you know, as long as they get a laugh out of it, that's fine.