Gest to write autobiography

David Guest has agreed to write an autobiography following the success of his sojourn in the jungle, and has signed a £500,000 contract with Simon & Schuster. The publishers think that UK readers will want to read his humourous anecdotes, as well as details of how he made it in the music business. A source told the Daily Star: "David's got no obvious talents. He can't sing or dance - but he is absolutely charming. The book will reveal what his secret is."