So, it's the Brits tonight, and Paul McCartney is due to play the finale set after receiving his Lifetime Achievement gong off Kylie. Presumably estranged soon to be ex-wife Heather Mills hasn't been invited, though if she did show up, Brits 2008 host Sharon Osbourne has said she'd know what to do - "I would boot her off" she told reporters yesterday, "I think she's a miserable old cow".
Ozzy, though, says he wouldn't be so keen witnessing such an awkward moment: "I really don't want to be there if Heather shows up. Never mind McCartney having a go - I think the audience will string her up. Sharon and I have met them both on a few occasions but if Paul doesn't know her, I'm fucked if I do. She's fuckin nuts".
Brit bosses aren't especially bothered about Macca's ongoing divorce proceedings causing any problems during this year's awards - though insiders admit there is some nervousness as to what Ozzy will get up to during the live broadcast on ITV - they want him to be unpredictable to give the awards show that edge that is often lacking, but they don't want him to go too far. The thirty second delay could come in useful.